Hello, I'm Ryan Seacrust, I look like a frog in the face, and this is "American Idle: Search For A Super Tart." Let's meet our judges.
This is Randy Junksaid.
What up, Dawg? I'm just not feelin' you, Man.
This is Paula Absurd.
I have a constant grin on my face. I talk with slurred speech, but I'm not high or drunk (??). There's sexual tension between me and another judge, and I'm the most useless judge here.
Awright, I'll impatiently lean back in my chair as I run the palm of my hand through my hair and talk slowly and in a demeaning way to you. Is...that...clear?
Celebrity Guest Singer
A few minutes later...
That was most possibly the worst sound that a human being could make in the whole universe given an infinite amount of time!
Simon! She is NOT a contestant. She came on as a favor to the show. You are NOT here to review her.
