"American Idle" television show (Part II)

Author: story_teller

Date: May 25, 2008

by story_teller
5-25-08
This is Simon Scowl.
Awright, I'll impatiently lean back in my chair as I run the palm of my hand through my hair and talk slowly and in a demeaning way to you. Is...that...clear?
Celebrity Guest Singer
A few minutes later...
That was most possibly the worst sound that a human being could make in the whole universe given an infinite amount of time!
Simon! She is NOT a contestant. She came on as a favor to the show. You are NOT here to review her.