3-D Contract Bridge

Author: stripmine

Date: February 23, 2004

by stripmine
2-23-04
Meanwhile...at CIA Headquarters...
What's up with smoking? If it's so bad for you, why does God allow it to exist at all?
Well, if our society can reach an enlightened state of ego loss where everone is free to translate themselves across bodies, cigarettes become just another symbol (with an associated rich history).
So employ smoking as you would use any other symbol--as a form of encoded communication to make contract bids to find other shapeshifters. When contract is reached, translate yourself appropriately.
YOU ARE BRILLIANT! I AM SO GLAD WE FOUND EACH OTHER AFTER ALL THIS TIME! I LOVE YOU, BE MINE!
Nice try, but I reject your "incarnated as a 2D graphic blonde" bid. Don't you have a BODY in the 3D world? I mean we could meet up and... Oh, shoot. No wonder this comic is so clever.