This Comic Explains Britney and Justin

Author: stripmine

Date: February 23, 2004

by stripmine
2-23-04
Coding Phase
1020 CERUL <...> LUREC 0201 (size: +inf bytes)
0304 JEWEL <...> LEWEJ 4030 (size: +inf bytes)
Execution Phase
!!! ACK 0304 SYNC 1020 !!!
!!! ACK 1020 SYNC 0304 !!!
Debugging Phase
Mathematical incompleteness, yes we should have foreseen that. No a-priori way to distinguish between "I AM" and "I WANT". Still, I'm not doing another dude, no matter how smart.
Not having my breasts would be offset by the fact that physically identical *stupid* versions of ourselves are now banished permanently to Hell, except that they're too dumb to realize that fact.