Jonny American

Author: sumosalesman

Date: May 8, 2009

by sumosalesman
5-08-09
What the *@$!?
The world has ended, child. Massive economic failures disabled all safeguards of civilization and heaven's not doing so hot either, with all eternal benefits packages reduced 90%.
I'll trade my share of the afterlife for a clean shirt and the profit sharing my dirtbag boss cheated me out of.
My work here is done.
Gee, thanks. Hey wait, where's my &#$*ing cash?