Operation: I dont FUCKING THINK SO... SysTris strikes back

Author: systris

Date: November 16, 2003

by systris
11-16-03
When Fangirls attack...Vol 1
You know, many people think that i've run away from my problems...that i'm just hiding with my tail between my legs...but they are wrong...
Ensign Godzilla reporting from Red Team 3, Units Mothra and Ghidora are in target position above Bumfuck, OH...all systems go, Most Honored RoseBride
A true Rose Bride has to execute revenge and mayhem with complex strategy and yet remain deceptively vunerable, so of course hiding in the secret bunker of my Lair is crucial...
Captain Cthulu, here, dearest Rose Bride...the 'dipshit' has been captured and taken to the Torture Catacombs...in your name he will PAY for his crimes...you ordered the slow agonizing death, right?
Excellent, my servant! Prepare My Legions of Fannish Doomtroopers to initiate the Bumfuck Offensive immediately!! Victory is MINE!!! *muhahaha*
I dont like to have to do this often...oh shit, i'm lying...i do! Some people have to learn the HARD way, do NOT fuck with the Rose Bride..DAMMIT!!!
death..chaos...destruction...mayhem...oh the humanity
We'll have up to minute updates on the Bumfuck Disaster as they happen, as thousands of creatures and characters of fandom destroy some hick-ass town, but for now stay tuned for ... Will and Grace!