Mr.Clen introduces Kraft Cheese!

Author: t_rex

Date: January 29, 2002

by t_rex
1-29-02
AND NOW ITS TIME FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION FOR THE GRADE 2 CLASS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR.CLEAN!
Hello kids i'm Mr.clean and i love craft cheese. if you you have any brains you eat it to! I even brush my teeth with it!
you are really fucked up
many celibraties also like Kraft cheese. harry pothead is addicted to the stuff! infact he likes it so much he treats it like a baby and even feeds it!
jabby glabby dabby! fabby nabby chabbly! laaby gady jaby. chaddy
Read this after you read the bottom!!! (the moral of this story is Kraft cheese is better than sex and Jesus is a gay ferrie)
Basicaly what i'm saying is i like Kraft cheese! if you don't i'll hunt you down and stick a red hot poker up your distasteful ass. Oh hi Jesus.
you know Mr.Clean i don't like Kraft cheese!