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by t_rex
1-28-02
From the bowels of hell emerges satin himself looking for a human to quench his thirst for BLOOD!!
YOUR TIME HAS COME MORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
.......
Getting no responce from a little Indian girl Luciffer finds himself in a very confused state!
.......?
after a long akward silence the girl can hold back her thoughts no more!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can see your penis

 

by t_rex
1-28-02
oh FUCK!
For the last time alien dude i don't have the power core to your ship
You don't seriously think i'm going to believe any of that shit i mean rlly i am a super advanced speices of aquatic creatures adapted to living on land that have developed ray guns and space ships!
HMM! mabe i can out smart him!
Hey look some some Kraft cheese!
No way!
Oh yeah!
F*** thats the 19th time god damn it if i ever see that mother ****** again i'll b... hey there rlly is some kraft sheese over there!!!

 

by t_rex
1-28-02
WTF!
Waaaaaaaaa zzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuppppppp
waaaaaaaaaaa zzzzzzzzzzzz uuuppppp
is it just me or is something terribly wrong here?
I got your flag and theres notin u can do about little indian girl so choke on that blalalalaalalaul
(sob*)
this is going nowhere!!!
have u seen jesus dude i asked him if he would sign my cast last month and he totally spazed out at me man!
No kiddin! just yesterday my friend went to ask him if he would play cats kradel with him and i havn't seen him since!

 

by t_rex
1-28-02
far into the future a robot is in need of help!
i wish people would understand me but all they see is a big red robot that is only good for throwing rocks at and produceing oil and Kraft cheese!
hey look someone is coming my way!
but i don't plan on giving him any!!!
A******** B***** B*** F***** S***** THAT WAS COMPLETLEY UN CALLED FOR!!!
NICE SHOT JIM RIGHT IN HIS NUTS AND BOLTS
Becoming frustrated with his tormentors he decides to give in to there demands!
YO dude thanks 4 the oil and Kraft cheese your a life saver
WATCH YOUR BACK U MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACED SON OF A BITCH FOR ALL I C..... oh... Thank u come again!..

 

by t_rex
1-28-02
satin holds council with his most reliable servant!
All powerful lord of darkness i have come to u and i am ready to carry out your every command! What do you wish of me my lord?
you have always been a very loyal and faithful servant krnash, but there is something nagging at me and there is something i need you to do!
The dark lords servant hungeraly awaits satin's bloody task!
Of course my lord anything you wish!
Excelant i knew i could count on u!
WTF
!!!!!!!!!!!!
please put some shorts on your penis is showing

 

by t_rex
1-28-02
the life a of a poet.
I never thought it would come to this. only a few years back i was a little boy with dreams of becomeing the worlds greatest poet and now i'm about to die in a trash can! thats almost worthy of a poem
yo trashy! Get your whitey ass on out of that can and follow me! yes of course i'm black! man why in hell do i get that so much. well lets get a movin baby i don't got all the god damned day!!
its satan.........
I AM SATAN BWAHAHA HHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH AHHAHHAH AHAHA Hack hack o fuck i really shouldn't stress my throat like that.
hey satan? whats the deal with death being black??
there just isn't a point anymore is there i'm leaving screw everything but me ahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha!
well whats the deal with you being black my homie brother yo yo! little jacky black is back in the house and its like a mouse oh yeah!
what the fuck is going on! i'm black, this is hell your satin and that guy over there's penis is showing. i just don't understand!?!?!.

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
Finally the day has arrived where robots have become so intelligent that they have started working on plans to overthrow JESUS!!
Guess what bing! i just picked up some kraft cheese! Now we can finally get even with Jesus!
Alright this is gonna be awesome. But how the hell do you plan to get even with jesus with some Kraft cheese?
The group of masterminded robots that are smarter than the other robots which makes them the leaders run into problems!
did you just dought the power of Kraft cheese? how could you even think about Kraft cheese in such a manner. You bastard!
I'm sorry it just slipped out oh god no! i didn't mean it please forgive me i'll do anything please!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!
hhmmmmm. yes. that would be apropriot. hm hm hm hm ha ha ha ha MWA HAHAHAH AHHAAHAH HAHAHAH AHAHAH.ok then heres what ya gotta do......
ok i'll do it. but remember when i get back i get to hold the Kraft cheese for 5 whole seconds!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
the brave red robot henchman of the other slightly smarter robot confronts the robot arch nemisis posing as a prostatute!
hello jesus i'm a prostatute lookin for some business. hehehe.
alright a prostatute! Jesus one, god zero.
SHIT WE JUST BLEW ARE COVER.
well what are you waiting for aren't you gonna feel me up with your godly hands?
WTF are you blind bitch, wait a minute your not a prostatute your just a robot.
ohhh yea take that Jesus! (TO BE CONTINUED)
thats right i am a robot but you won't be around to tell the tale! Eat Kraft cheese you Bastard!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. it burns! if i wasn't tied to a post i would kick your mother f****** a** you f****** B******! i'll see you in helll bitch!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
robots triumph once again!
@^%@^@$%! i'm in hell! again! damn!
hhahahahahaha helo jesus. ha ha ha haahhahahahah ah
rrrrriiiiiigggghhhhhhhtttttt......
OH YA GOD ONE, JESUS ZERO, ME I LOVE MY JOB.
what da ya say we go to the back and make some noise god?
ohhh burn
ARE YOU READY FOR AN ETERNATY OF PAIN JESUS MWA HA HA HA......(cut off by jesus)
your penis is showing.

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
AND NOW ITS TIME FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION FOR THE GRADE 2 CLASS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR.CLEAN!
Hello kids i'm Mr.clean and i love craft cheese. if you you have any brains you eat it to! I even brush my teeth with it!
you are really fucked up
many celibraties also like Kraft cheese. harry pothead is addicted to the stuff! infact he likes it so much he treats it like a baby and even feeds it!
jabby glabby dabby! fabby nabby chabbly! laaby gady jaby. chaddy
Read this after you read the bottom!!! (the moral of this story is Kraft cheese is better than sex and Jesus is a gay ferrie)
Basicaly what i'm saying is i like Kraft cheese! if you don't i'll hunt you down and stick a red hot poker up your distasteful ass. Oh hi Jesus.
you know Mr.Clean i don't like Kraft cheese!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
how the Canadians won the war of 1812 from the prespective of the americans
Well this war is won. there aren't even enough Canadians left to eat an all fat meaty American humberger! AHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHha ooooo my arteries....
ya i guess your right. anyhow theres this big party over at the white house and all the soldiers of america are invited! and i hear they have a killer pork chop. lets go!
Americans: oh shit those damned canadians are here right when were all in are weekest state! typical!
hahhahah we the Indians who represent all that is evil and bad are here to destroy you with are best friend, SATAN!!!
I am SATAN!!!!
FUCK HOLY MOTHER BITCH FACED SON OF A.............
YAAY!!! WE ARE A PART OF THE LOLY POP GUILD, THE LOLY POP GUILD!
THE LOLY POP GUILD!!!!!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
hey i just got a great idea! lets invade Canada and steal there corndogs!
oh god its been so long since i had a corn dog! okay i'm in

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
slowly but surely the americans raised an army to invade Canada and steal our precious CORN DOGS!
hey i just got a great idea! lets invade Canada and steal there corndogs!
oh god its been so long since i had a corn dog! okay i'm in

 

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1-29-02

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
bongo needs some serious help
well it all started back when i was 17, i had a very good beer it was a very good beer i purchased with a fake i.d my name was bobby maggy
MAKE IT STOOOPPPPPP!!!!
poor bongo thats the 19th theripst hes seen and thats the 24th therapist thats killed themselves after hereing bongo sing!
jeez and i thought i needed help. anywhoo, i was 17 and i was hip. oooo those were the days back when there were corn dogs and kraft cheese aplenty and there was this girl....
why am i still alive? why god whyyyy!
ooo that fire looks perfect for frying up corn dogs and Kraft cheese!
well see you again next week. hey have you ever noticed that guy over there isn't wearing any pants!
oh thank god for spontainious combustion!!!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
I KNEW IT!
what the hell? Jesus what the fuck are you doing on the moon. and for god sakes put some real pants on you look like a prostatute and your stealing all my customers!
peace my child for i am a messenger from god here.. a fuck it. fine you want the truth? i am a prostatute and i have business so get out of site before i send you to hell bitch!
thats a burn if i ever saw one!
wow jesus come down. like hug your knees and take deep breaths or mabe you should just burry your face in your hands and cry about it. oh i'm sorry are you having some troubles, jesus?
.........
.......
fuck
he he he

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
slowly but surely the americans gathered troops to invade Canada and steal our precious corndogs!
hey i just had a great idea lets invade Canada and steal all their corndogs!
oooo its been so long since i had a corn dog! ok i'm in!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh fuck the canadians are coming (huf* huf*) oh shit i shouldn't have eaten so many corndogs!
Hey get the fuck off our land you bastards! hey wait a minute wheres our corndogs! NOOOOOOOOO! this means war!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
slowly but surely the americans gather troops to ivade Canada and steal our corn dogs!
Hey i just had a great idea! lets invade Canada and steal their corndogs!
oooo it's been so long since i've had a corndog! ok i'll come!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
oh fuck the Canadians are here (huf* huf*) o shit i shouldn't have eaten so many corndogs
get the fuck off our land you bastards, hey where are all our corndogs! NOOOOOOOOO! this means war!
Let this be a lesson that no one messes with our corndogs if they plan to live long!
alright we won and we couldn't have done it without you! thanks Satan!
noo problem! anytime little dudes!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
ohhhhh yeaaaaahhhh
I like buns mmmmmmmmmm buns! i love buns as much as i love corn dogs mmmmmmmmmm corn dogs remind me of sex mmmmmmmmmmm sex
oh god i love being jesus!
suckers
why didn't i put on a new pair of underpants damit i have a wedgy! hey that reminds me of sex mmmmmmmmmmm sex
ahaahahahhahah in your dreams stick man
ohh god yuck
ooo dude i can't wait to get home and perform some more 'experiments' on my lab rats yeaaaaaaa oh god wheres a towel store?
what the fuck! i don't think i was supposed to hear that. awwww ewwww yucky hey that reminds me of sex mmmmmm sex!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
Oh god no!
hello tender little boys its me Michael Jackson in disguise! i'm out of the mental hospital and i'm looking for sex!
hmmm i better keep a sharp eye out tonight i heard M. Jackson is on the loose.
oh please don't
oh boy it's my lucky day now to make a move and seem inconspiquos! ah Hello tender little boy do you mind if i stand behind you in line?
ya sure wat ever.
ohhhh god!!!!!!!
Givanhoenag!!!!
wait a second i'm not waiting in a line....

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
awwwwww so cute!
I love you
oh god its been so long since i had a corn dog! oh i'm sorry what were you saying?
ohhhhh thats gotta hurt
This realationship is going nowhere i'm leaving you!
ok
rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt
We are your future!
We are your future!

 

by t_rex
1-29-02
santa santa santa what is Mrs clause gonna do with you?
are you god? i love you ha (hicup*) fuck. oh god how i want a beer aaaoooooo!
yo sanny i aint got yor bouse baby but i can set u up with one o my hoes o ya!
hmmmmm, hoe sounds kinda like hoo and hoo rymes with boo which is bouse okay i'll take your skanky bitch!
okay here i am but do me a favore and get me from behind i can't stand to make love to a holiday mascott from the front..
speak for your self! ahhhhhh oo ya
comon i don't got all day!

 

by t_rex
1-30-02
hey jesus!
why can't you just leave me alone for god sakes! i haven't eaten in three fucking weeks, i have a wedgy and a mosquitoe just landed on me! i hate you god! no people are worth this much pain. go away!
well if thats how you fell!
what the fuck do you plan on doing with that can of fleas? oh god no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
??????
i hate you.

 

by t_rex
1-30-02
hello children i'm a goat and i'm hear to teach you about smoking with my good pal joe the fag! we will be learning how to deal with people who want to give you pot!
smoke me!
hey kid do you want to smoke me! comon the worst thing i can do is kill ya!
hmmmmm it sounds tempting but i think i should burn you instead!
WHAT THE FUCK!
and thats how you deal with people who want to give you pot! ha ha ha isn't that right joe! hahahaha tune in next week for 'how to deal with Richard Simons'! and remember never say no to Kraft cheese!

 

by t_rex
1-31-02
Busted!
Excuse me sir but you wouldn't of happened to see m.Jackson around have you? you see hes on the loose again and we would like to find him before he....
who me! no i havn't seen an M.Jackson anywhere. Hey wait is that him over there!
oh god
what where i don't see anybody over ther...
Givanhoenag
damn cops you missed him again!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

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