I am sorry 4 all the mess ups but this is war of 1812 part2

Author: t_rex

Date: January 29, 2002

by t_rex
1-29-02
slowly but surely the americans gather troops to ivade Canada and steal our corn dogs!
Hey i just had a great idea! lets invade Canada and steal their corndogs!
oooo it's been so long since i've had a corndog! ok i'll come!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
oh fuck the Canadians are here (huf* huf*) o shit i shouldn't have eaten so many corndogs
get the fuck off our land you bastards, hey where are all our corndogs! NOOOOOOOOO! this means war!
Let this be a lesson that no one messes with our corndogs if they plan to live long!
alright we won and we couldn't have done it without you! thanks Satan!
noo problem! anytime little dudes!