Kung Fu Master, Part 2

Author: tau926

Date: November 18, 2003

by tau926
11-18-03
Some girl at school today told me that my ass is soft and cushy.
She's right. It's where I sleep sometimes when you're not talking to me. It's nice and warm and comfy.
That's sick. And besides, you're a figment of my imagination. You don't exist when I'm not talking to you.
Sure I do, you're just not aware of me because I'm not running around in your head.
Because you're sleeping in my ass?
Yes, but now that you put it that way I think I'll find somewhere else to sleep. That's sick.