If variable = anything Then I HATE YOU!!!!!!;

Author: tau926

Date: November 19, 2003

by tau926
11-19-03
Go away. I'm mad at you.
Mad at me? Why? I use you for hours each day. And I give you cool games and software don't I?
But you gave me XP Home Edition!!!! I'm the laughing stock of all the other computers!!!! I want XP Pro!!!!!! It's not fair!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Hey now! At least you're not in some computer illeterate's home or, even worse, a business!
I didn't ask to be manufactured!!!!!!! I should just fry my motherboard!!!! You don't love me anyway!!!!!
That's it mister!! You're grounded!! Virus scanning, optimization, and defragmentation for a week! And no games until you clean up that attitude!!!!