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| Hello class. I'm done grading your papers and I've given everyone an F. Staples must be horizontal! | |
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| In the real world no one will accept a paper stapled diagonally in the corner. | |
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| Aren't you getting paid to teach us what to do in the real world? Isn't that the whole point of college. You should have told us about the staples before. | |
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| Yes, I should have. But I'm tenured and I can do what I want. In fact I'm sleepy. I'm going to take a nap while you all write a 20 page paper about leprechauns. | |
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| Like they say, you get what you pay for. | |
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