FTCX: New and Improved the Pig Squealing Redneck Doll.

Author: tau926

Date: November 22, 2003

by tau926
11-22-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A blet sander!
What would you like for christmas, little girl?
Matches!
What would you like for christmas, little being?
A redneck that squeals like a pig when you pull the string!