Compy's New Comic: Part 2

Author: tau926

Date: July 20, 2005

by tau926
7-20-05
Thursday Voice Over: It was a cold, dreary night. The kind filled with scents of fog and death. And on this night, I had a crime to solve.
Hello, my name's Thursday. Can I ask you some questions about the poor slob who was killed?
Oh, you must mean Toe. She was just another stupid broad at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thursday VO: This guy knew something, I was certain of it. Now all I had to do was get the truth about that poor, sad, ugly, stupid, lumpy figure in the bodybag.
The wrong place at the wrong time? What do you mean?
Well, she picked this night to come to the bar. Sunday. Just an unfortunate day for her. Maybe if it was Monday she'd still be alive....
Thursday VO: This guy was beating around the bush like.... well, like somebody beats around a bush. I decided it was time to get him to the point, no matter what I had to do to get him there.
Could you get to the point please?
Oh, sure man no problem. Anyway, it's Sunday. Sunday with it's Fried Chicken Special. Toe came in and I guess the special looked good to her so....