Lunar Gear: Part 2

Author: tealsmith

Date: December 8, 2003

by tealsmith
12-08-03
Whew, that was a tight fit, but we're finally here. So um... where's Hideo Kojima?
Bwahaha, there's no Hideo Kojima here you pathetic fanboy! Now, as our TNT rocket explodes leaving your corpse stranded, you will be the first to feel the wrath of THE FANBOY KILLER!!
The rockets explode as the masked geek explains...
With my Lunar Gear, I shall wipe out all ignorant fanboys, starting with you Teal Smith!
That's all great dude but you realize we're on the moon and you have no oxygen to breath with, right?
...fuck...