A-Cow and the N-Gage Factory

Author: tealsmith

Date: December 20, 2003

by tealsmith
12-20-03
So you see, your phone EXPLODED on me. The box didn't mention that.
Would you like a new one then? We have a bunch just lying around. My house is built out of N-Gages. This suitcase is full of them.
No you moron, I don't want another one! I want some kind of payment for almost being burnt to death!
A payment in N-Gages, our new national currency? 20 will buy you a Canadian dollar. Here, have another N-Gage...
I don't want a.. HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE!!!!
I see. Does this mean you want another one?