Status: Clueless

Author: tealsmith

Date: December 21, 2003

by tealsmith
12-21-03
The Pentagon...
Sir, a fly buzzed into my soup!
What!? Call out the National Guard and change our status to Yellow 1 Niner Omega! NOW!!
And in today's top story America was put on Yellow 1 Niner Omega alert. What difference this is from Orange 2 Charlie we don't know.
Up to this point we've all wondered where these stupid names come from, but now we have exclusive footage from the White House to see how it's done.
So, it's your turn to draw from that hat Mr. Bush!
I got Alpha! We'll just put that right after 9567!