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| Sir, a fly buzzed into my soup! | |
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| What!? Call out the National Guard and change our status to Yellow 1 Niner Omega! NOW!! | |
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| And in today's top story America was put on Yellow 1 Niner Omega alert. What difference this is from Orange 2 Charlie we don't know. | |
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| Up to this point we've all wondered where these stupid names come from, but now we have exclusive footage from the White House to see how it's done. | |
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| So, it's your turn to draw from that hat Mr. Bush! | |
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| I got Alpha! We'll just put that right after 9567! | |
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