No seriously, I did...

Author: tealsmith

Date: January 16, 2004

by tealsmith
1-16-04
Yeah, so I was offered a free scholarship to Japan.
Holy Crap! That's amazing! You'll be able to meet Kojima, get nailed by Japanese chicks, drink your weight in Sake...
Yeah...I declined.
What? Why? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, you know...there's...um...uh....
If ever there was a need for an N-Gage...