A word on Japan.

Author: tealsmith

Date: January 16, 2004

by tealsmith
1-16-04
Hello, this is A-Cow. I'd like to take a moment and talk to you all about Japan.
Many of you are confused. You think that there are bizzare Soda Cans and evil robots abound. You think the woman are loose, and that they sell joygasms in a can over there. You are all mistaken.
It's 4 million times better. And the robots have Katanas. They hand them out like Candy. And the women. They've got Ninja Skills. And they don't SELL the Joygasms. They give 'em to you.
A-Cow, did I hear you say Joygasm? 'Cause I've got a metal rod, and an urge to mount Fuji! Heh heh heh...