Attack of the killer cake!

Author: tealsmith

Date: January 19, 2004

by tealsmith
1-19-04
Ok, why can't we go in?
The cake! It's taken over everything! We need to stop it!
...You're joking, right? What could a cake do?
No! Seriously! It's evil! It's taken the kitchen! It's eaten my cat! It's...It's horrible! OH NO! V-Man's in there!
A-Cow:I'm sure he'll be fine!
So you say you'll give me dominion over mankind if I do you a small favour?
Oh yeah! It's a cinch! The instructions are attached to this metal pole in my pants, but there's a catch: You gotta suck 'em out...heh heh heh...