The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Stupid Fairys

Author: tealsmith

Date: February 20, 2004

by tealsmith
2-20-04
This Zelda ROM is sweet... but I can't stand Navi anymore! "Z-Targeting is useful!". No shit Sherlock.
Navi's a fuckhead. I want to sufacate her in a bottle so she dies.
"Go to Death Mountain to get the spiritual stone!" Well that would have been useful HALF A FUCKING HOUR AGO!
No kidding. My Navi still hasn't figured out I laready have The Master Sword.
THAT'S IT! I've had it! Ganon can have fucking Hyrule, I'm moving to Mexico!
Mexico's on the Hyrule Map?