As long as I get paid

Author: tealsmith

Date: April 12, 2004

by tealsmith
4-12-04
So, I hear John Woo is doing a Metroid movie. How exactly is that working out?
Well we've got some budget problems, so we weren't able to get the proper cast or costumes... but we'll pull through.
So who DID you manage to cast?
Hold on one second, I thought Samus was a chick!
Of course she is. Why, is there a problem mam?
So then you took off the helmet and beat him?
'Beat' is such a bad word. I prefer, "Drastically altered his face'.