XXXOOO's from Mars

Author: tetsuo

Date: June 29, 2001

by tetsuo
6-29-01
SOMEWHERE, IN IOWA...
Wow! A real-life Grey! I always knew you were real! Wait 'till the guys in my physics class hear this...
Greetings Carbon-based Life Form. I am certain your pathetic intellect would be delighted by a guided tour our space-travelling, saucer-shaped craft.
Coool...can I fly it?
Perhaps later, would you like to view my nocturnal resting quarters first? I am sure your meager interests would be aroused by such an event.
Mwahahah! Fool, now it is time for you to experience the grey box!
Alright! I was wondering when you'd stop fucking around and get to the anal probe!...(Grey box, I thought it was a guy, hmm)