Satan Wants A 401K

Author: tetsuo

Date: June 29, 2001

by tetsuo
6-29-01
ONE WARM MORNING...
I'm really sick of this job...I've been doing it for years and what do I have to show for it?...Nothing! That's what!
Well, what about...
I mean, at least the big guy gets some respect! I end up with the rag-tag, lunatic fringe of society worshipping me. You could barely pass the SAT's with the combined IQ of MY followers!
There's always...
I mean, Christ, where do I have to send my resume to get a decent 401K plan?...sorry, what were you saying?
Wanna go eat Plato's liver again?