Schrödinger's Date

Author: thatsnotfunny

Date: September 15, 2006

by thatsnotfunny
9-15-06
Hey, it's 8:30. Didn't you have a blind date to meet an hour ago?
Yeah. But I didn't want to interfere with the wave function.
Come again?
Right now there's an equal chance she's a fox or a total dog. But if I observe her, it'll collapse the quantum state of her hotness.
Wow. That's deep.
Then he told me that because I know precisely the kind of woman I want to date, I'll never know for certain where she lives!