Unlikely friendships

Author: theboltonpushkin

Date: May 15, 2001

So the first thing she says to me as I walk in is 'What the fuck have you done to your hair?' and i'm like 'Woah!' and she's like 'Way!' and i'm like 'Fuck!'...
my life is but a pearl of nothingness melting lovely and sweet on an old block of dancing and wooden hormone replacement catalogues...
... anyway i just knew she was trouble from the moment i met her but how was i to know she was gonna turn fucking psycho just because of one fucking evening in a mud bath....?
...moreover i must complete my journey into the heart of blackness. i want for nothing. my life begins like a snail with the wind of eden in its hair and as i dance on zephyrs true peace is mine
so you wanna go for a beer?
yes.