Why we should always be nice to people

Author: theboltonpushkin

Date: May 15, 2001

So I was parked there literally for about ten minutes and I come back and it's been fucking clamped...
Shut up! Here comes Bob. Hide!
Gary? Steve? Hello? (sigh) Oh, well another night on my own in front of the telly I guess..
The sad thing was that Bob was dying of cancer - and that apart from his bad personal hygeine he was a really nice bloke.
Has he gone yet?