The Cornett Universe #3: "Too Hot Too Cold"

Author: thecornettuniverse

Date: March 5, 2006

Jesus, it's cold back here!
I know. I think I turned up the thermostat too low.
Later in the day....
C-Note, can you check the thermostat? I think it's too cold.
I doubt it. I'm sweating big time. If I step outside, I'll freeze into a C-Note popsicle.
It's the middle of February! How can you be sweating?
Karen, until you can sweat enough water to fill a Gatorade bottle, you have no idea what 'cold' is.