The Cornett Universe #7 - "The Conspiracy"

Author: thecornettuniverse

Date: April 23, 2006

So YOU'RE the one who put me into that ridiculous form! I oughta kill you now, Pizza.
That wouldn't be wise, Big-D. There are still a lot of my plans that are in focus.
Give me one good plan that requires you being alive.
Getting Cowpoker and Airhead together as a couple.
NOW we're talking my kinda plan! So which of my 'turn the Reverend gay' spells are you interested in?
The one that says "Queer Babynuts And How They Work For You."