Tales From the Grey Side 26: A Spock of Bother 4

Author: thegreyman

Date: April 7, 2007

by thegreyman
4-07-07
Meanwhile up on the bridge
****Sqwark**** arggh captain help!! Just bomb the entire planet. Spare me from this fate worse than death
Sorry ground party, no can do, the Ferucundi are a protected species!
****Sqwark**** OHMYGOD!! IT'S... IT'S...THING IS FUCKING ENORMOUS!! ARRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Just shut your eyes, grit your teeth & think of the Federation.
****Sqwark**** arggh you bastard, why didn't you brief me on the dangers of this planet?... moan..sob...why did u only send down a 1-man squad?
Bwah ha ha, he won't be making time with Uhuru behind my back again.