All comics by thejoey

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
hmm says here that you think that you are michael bolton
yes, and i like to set fire to things
really?
michael bolton mischieviously says yes
yes

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
Inside the dragon's bedroom
what the hell is she doing in my room
what the hell are you doing in my room?
you think that you are just gonna sleep with me and not call and that be it?!!
the dragon runs away
yes
come back here!

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
both are obviously confused
drop the weapon
i'll shoot you.don't move
ooh
tragedy
I'll be damn. I thought i had it set to stun.

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
Johnny tries to take the easy way out
so umm you gonna try to go out there next?
He still doesn't give up
F that. I'm a rabbit
crap. I was afraid you'd say that. How bout we draw straws?
He finally accepts bitter defeat
how bout i shoot your ass?
or rock,paper,sciz..shit.Yeah I feel like goin.

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
jabrel is pulled over for going 2 over the speed limit
do you know why i'm writing you this ticket?
because I'm black
A law suit later ensues
yes

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
my cousin oscar lives in a trash can too
i used to be on tv but then i started doing heroin
hey i think i left my oven on

 

by thejoey
3-16-05
a chance encounter
my cousin oscar lives in a trash can too
a conversation
i used to be on tv but then i started using heroin
an awful excuse
hey umm I think I left my oven on

 

by thejoey
3-17-05
Somewhere in hell..
hey did you hear about the new drink machine that they're supposed to install down here?
Yeah right.We'll get that when hell freez...
I'm gonna go get a sprite. You want anything?

 

by thejoey
3-18-05
NOOOO!They just killed Glenoid 5!!
I dont think i can go on
I know, it never gets any easier
So... You up for some ice cream?
Ok.Sounds good!

 

by thejoey
3-18-05
Look.We just won 10 million dollars!
No we didn't. It's just a scam. See, it says you are a finalist. This isn't even your mail.
Well, now we must rebuild.
It's ok just throw the mail away. The Johnsons don't care about junk mail.
No, I set the house on fire.

 

by thejoey
3-19-05
John, what do you think about when you make love to me from behind?
Victoria Silvsted-playmate of the year..
How much I love YOU hunny
You're almost too good to be true! I love you too.

 

by thejoey
3-19-05
Mel Gibson and a reporter
I hope that everyone realized that was parodying my movie what women want. What do you think Cindy?
I think that i want you to ram your massive piece of man meat in my ass. I hope he heard that.
Fuck! I shouldn't have thought that last part!
Fuck that either
Fuck. I actually said that out loud. I'm never getting any now
Hmm I wonder what she's thinking about?..

 

by thejoey
3-20-05
what does this old hag want...
so ur oscar's brother?
yea
well how come u guys r always grouchy?
BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!!

 

by thejoey
3-30-05
Butch's mother calls and informs him that she has signed up for Butch to be a big brother
At first Butch is disgruntled at the thought of caring for a child one day of the week for the rest of the year
damnit
I like icecream
He soon makes the best of the situation
..and you hold the knife like this so the blood won't get on your hand.See?

 

by thejoey
4-19-05
Hey I was thinking..
What?
Nevermind
Ok
Oh my gosh you don't even care!!!You don't love me!

 

by thejoey
4-19-05
Hey! Wait... nevermind.
What?
It's nothing, really.
No, tell me. We need to share our feelings and keep in touch with each other. We are a team.
It's nothing! When a guy says that it is nothing, then it is NOTHING. Leave me the hell alone about it! You have a fucking mustard stain. ARE YOU HAPPY?
So you DON'T wanna talk about it?

 

by thejoey
6-02-05
so which came first? the ch-
your momma

 

by thejoey
6-03-05
Wow! I am about to tell HottlovrGurl22 that I love her!
I've been thinking and we have known each other for a long time, and although we haven't met yet and you live in Switzerland, I love you. Will you marry me?
Auto response from HottlovrGurl22: BRB

 

by thejoey
6-04-05
Somewhere in Alabama...
Oh shit...
....marry you.
I would love to marry you, but Daddy's oil company just went bankrupt and i broke my leg and my dog died...so i can't
I'll wait for you :)
..and i'm on my period...forever. It's a rare disease.
...I g2g

 

by thejoey
4-08-06
Let's play hide and seek
Listen we have played hide and seek every single day since we have been stranded, and I am tired of it. Why did you have to be the only other person to survive?
Well, without me it would just be you and the roaches
hmm...
One, two, three...ready or not, here I come

 

by thejoey
6-11-06
i'll tell you how to get out if you me a little FAVOR....
Ok. what do I have to do?
later....
Alright it's time for your phone call
Goddammit I don't know what I am doing wrong. He said all you have to do to get out is dial 9...

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