Damned Publishers Clearing House

Author: thejoey

Date: March 18, 2005

by thejoey
3-18-05
Look.We just won 10 million dollars!
No we didn't. It's just a scam. See, it says you are a finalist. This isn't even your mail.
Well, now we must rebuild.
It's ok just throw the mail away. The Johnsons don't care about junk mail.
No, I set the house on fire.