The Real Reason Behind Teenage Breakups

Author: thejusman1

Date: January 2, 2003

by thejusman1
1-02-03
Look, Nicole, I've been thinking about it, and I think it's time we broke up.
What!!
Don't try and argue about it! It's already too hard for me! I never thought this day would come!
Bu-bu-butt..
It's just that, some days, your knockers are huge, and some days, they're not. You pad, Nicole, and I can't live with that kind of instability.