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by thejusman1
1-01-03
Ugh...
Hey Baby, what's your number?
Look, pal, just because you see that I'm without a date at a bar doesn't mean you can approach me and try out your lame pick-up lines you made up with your low-life buddies, ok?
...
Asshole...
So... your place, or mine?

 

by thejusman1
1-01-03
I don't know what you see in those stupid computer games.
You wouldn't understand.
Oh really? Try me.
Well, it's not just a game. It's an interactive simulation where I can immerse myself and interact with others all over the world!!
Does that mean you don't want to have sex tonight?
Are you kidding? I'm in Act 5. Tonight, Baal's my bitch.

 

by thejusman1
1-02-03
Check this out! It's the new music video of Britney Spears! Damn, she's so hot, I could jerk off right now.
Not now. I'm playing StarCraft.
You're shitting me right? You'd rather play that stupid game than look at this fine blond hotness?
Two words; Terran Medic
Whatever, stupid fuck.
Hehe, why, now that you mention it, I would like a spongebath.

 

by thejusman1
1-02-03
Look, Nicole, I've been thinking about it, and I think it's time we broke up.
What!!
Don't try and argue about it! It's already too hard for me! I never thought this day would come!
Bu-bu-butt..
It's just that, some days, your knockers are huge, and some days, they're not. You pad, Nicole, and I can't live with that kind of instability.

 

by thejusman1
1-03-03
I have something to confess, Father... I have sinned!
Confess! You have nothing to fear within the safeties of the Catholic Church.
It's Jennifer White. I banged her up last night, and I told her I was wearing protection, but I wasn't, and now she's pregnant! Oh father, what should I do?
Hmm.. Jennifer White? Didn't she attend this service in her youth?
Yeah... when she was like ten or eleven... Why?
Tell me.. does she still make that cute face when you cum in her hair?

 

by thejusman1
1-06-03
Ya know, my father once told me this great old saying. It goes like this: Trick me once, shame on me.
Trick me twice, shame on you.
Trick me thrice, I'll cut off your mother-fucking head.
That's fucking powerful.

 

by thejusman1
1-10-03
At the local Convention Center...
Hello. Why don't you introduce yourself to the rest of us gathered here today.
Well, to be honest with you, this is my first AA meeting I've ever gone to. I'm quite nervous.
Uh, sir...
No, let me go on. It started when I was in college, but just escalated from there. In fact, this morning, I got so drunk that I started screwing my own pet dog, Rover.
This is the "AAA Disgruntled Member Service," not "Alcoholics Anonymous." Looks like you've had a "ruff" day, huh?
Mhmmm.. just some hair on the top, and maybe some sideburns.. not bad..

 

by thejusman1
1-15-03
oh no!!! it is teh bad man taht wnts to rape me!!!
reelax, lil asion gurl. me not rape you this time.
who???!?!!?
he is a... o wiat, heer he cums!!!
who are you!?!?!?
That does not matter, dear child. Just get on your knees, and prepare to receive thy divine pleasure.

 

by thejusman1
1-15-03
oh no!!! it is teh bad man taht wnts to rape me!!!
reelax, lil asion gurl. me not rape you this time.
what!? no rape!?
yes, no rape. me want u to see a freind. he is a... o wiat, heer he cums!!!
who are you!?!?!?
That does not matter, dear child. Just get on your knees, and prepare to receive thy divine pleasure.

 

by thejusman1
2-02-03
Hey, I've got a joke for you.
Shoot.
What's the difference between NASA and JPL?
What?
About seven astronauts.
You're going to hell.

 

by thejusman1
3-27-03
Here's to you, Theresa.
I don't understand why you're making a "Xanga." For chrissakes, you're not even an Asian girl.
I believe by creating this Xanga, I can communicate my feelings to the world better.
Who gives a flying shit what your "feelings" are?
Well, my friends are constantly asking me how my day went, so I think my creating this Xanga, they can have a constant source as to how my life is progressing.
Here's a hint, dipshit: They don't care, they're just making conversation.
wHy r u soOo mEaN! stOp wAstiNg mAi tyMe!!!!

 

by thejusman1
6-04-03
Are you coming outside yet? It's been two weeks.
Blizzard said Patch 1.10 would be out "in a few weeks" two weeks ago. I can't risk it.

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