Alcohol is the Solution to all the World's Problems

Author: thejusman1

Date: January 10, 2003

by thejusman1
1-10-03
At the local Convention Center...
Hello. Why don't you introduce yourself to the rest of us gathered here today.
Well, to be honest with you, this is my first AA meeting I've ever gone to. I'm quite nervous.
Uh, sir...
No, let me go on. It started when I was in college, but just escalated from there. In fact, this morning, I got so drunk that I started screwing my own pet dog, Rover.
This is the "AAA Disgruntled Member Service," not "Alcoholics Anonymous." Looks like you've had a "ruff" day, huh?
Mhmmm.. just some hair on the top, and maybe some sideburns.. not bad..