Broken Asshole, Pt. II

Author: thepick

Date: May 16, 2003

by thepick
5-16-03
Ahh, The Willa, so glad to see you today.
Oh great, not Bobcat Goldthwait again. What the fuck do you want?
I came to talk to you about my kid. I guess your rommate dropped ass on him yesterday.
Dude, he's The Pick. I can't control him. Look at him, he's a total fatass.
Yeah well... if you could let him know that my kid's alright, that'd be cool. He's out of the hospital now, I think he was a little worried about that...
I think he was worried more about his broken asshole. That little punk split his anus in two. I'd expect a lawsuit.