Foster's Revenge, Part I

Author: thepick

Date: May 16, 2003

by thepick
5-16-03
...And in other news, George McGaven and the Man Power 4 have released yet another double-platinum album...
What the dolphin!? No! No, this can't be! I fired him! I fired him and I cursed him to wander the unemployment line forever!
His latest album, "This One's For Foster", features his most angst-filled lyrics to date. On his hit single "Yep, Pretty Sure", McGavin singles out "Ron Foster" as "a repugnant dickfaced asshole".
Hey! I'M a repugnant dickfaced asshole! He's talking about me! That little asshole-licker will pay, BIG TIME!
One can only assume what kind of dirty little fuckface that "Ron Foster" guy must be.
Grrrr.... I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!