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| Hey Lazer, I heard your house got blown up by a floating paperclip with lazer eyes. | |
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| Uh, Criag, that was Bobcat Goldthwait, but yeah the lazer eyes thing is true. | |
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"It was fucking terrible. I tried to formulate a blockade to counterbalance the blast coefficients, but he blew through it like a penis busting an 8-year-old cherry."
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| Nar nar nar! I love blowing shit up with my lazer eyes!! | |
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"Then he started in on his stand-up comedy routine. That was the scariest part."
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| Man I loved starring in "Hot to Trot". Talking horses are fucking hilarious. | |
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