Bobcat's Kid, pt I

Author: thepick

Date: May 20, 2003

by thepick
5-20-03
So I heard you supposedly blew up a children's hospital yesterday with your "laser eyes". Apparently you killed Bobcat's kid when you did it.
Yeah it was fucking awesome. You could hear their screams for miles around.
Uh dude, I read about that on reuters.com yesterday. You just blew it up with C4, they even found the dentonator. So now what? You're a wanted felon, a fugitive of the law.
That kid was an asshole anyway. I caught him trying to steal our mail a few days before he got lodged in your ass. Anyway, I'll be a fugitive, I'll live off the land, running from Johnny Lawdog.
Well, I'm going home to make some pizza rolls and sell them on eBay. Wanna come?
Okay.