Bobcat's Kid, pt II

Author: thepick

Date: May 20, 2003

by thepick
5-20-03
Whoa, where the fuck am I?
This is Heaven little Billy Nachos. I'm Jesus H. Christ, and I run the show around here. Over to your left there's a foosball table, and there's an open bar down this way...
Wait, I'm fucking dead? No way, this is bullshit. First I'm stuck in some dickhead's asshole, now this?
Look kid, we've got an open bar and a foosball table, quit your bitching and get used to it. Don't piss me off, I'll send you straight back into that dick's asshole and not even think twice about it.
So... do I get to meet Don King?
Uh, Don King's not dead yet retard.... ....You want me to hand your ass to you in foosball?