Bobcat's Funeral

Author: thepick

Date: May 20, 2003

by thepick
5-20-03
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Bobcat Goldthwait...
Uh, asshole, this is a funeral. Remember, I inadvertently killed myself, and now I'm dead?
Damn it! What the fuck am I supposed to do with these notecards I made? I stayed up all night making them!
Dude, I'm dead, how the fuck should I know? Just ad-lib it man, I don't think anyone will notice.
Screw this, I'm going to play Nintendo.
Sweet, I've got Tecmo Bowl in my car.