Kreskin

Author: thepick

Date: May 20, 2003

by thepick
5-20-03
Somewhere in Soviet Siberia in the 1960's...
Daddy, Daddy, I want to go see the dolphins! I want to see Kreskin the Dolphin!
Alright Junior, but no fucking around, I want to be home in time to see America's Funniest Home Videos.
Later that day...
YOUR ASS IS MINE FOSTER!
Oh God please no! Please! He's got a sledge hammer, someone get him away from me! How did I get into this dolphin tank?
Present-Day...
And that's how my dad got his face bludgeoned off by Kreskin the dolphin.
I like holding hands, Ron.