Plastic Surgery

Author: thepick

Date: May 21, 2003

by thepick
5-21-03
Hello Mr. Willa, I'm Dr. Idonthavepantson. We've got some bad news, your surgery ran into some... complications.
What do you mean doctor, what kind of complications did we run into?
Well, let me put it this way... have you ever seen the movie Problem Child II?
What, that movie where that little kid is a total asshole to everyone? Yeah, that movie was fucking hilarious. Why?
Er, well... Some little asshole switched your plastic surgery orders with another patient...
Ah, it can't be that bad can it Doc? So did you get my balls the size of grapefruits like I asked?