BenTron 4000

Author: thepick

Date: May 28, 2003

by thepick
5-28-03
Hey Ben, I'm hanging up a poster could you grab that hammer for me?
Sure thing, master.
Thanks, I got a new -- What the fuck!? You're a fucking robot! Where the fuck did this come from!?
Jesus, settle down fucker. I'm BenTron 4000. Ben bought me yesterday, and he's training me to do everything for him so he can beat off to dolphin porn all day.
Jeez, you didn't have to be such an asshole.
I'm incapable of being an asshole. Asshole.