Bobcat and Son United

Author: thepick

Date: May 29, 2003

by thepick
5-29-03
Dad, is it true that you rented Bridgett Jones' Diarrhea?
Yes.
It wasn't The Willa then?
Well, let's just say your old man has a few pornographic tricks up his sleeve...
You're a floating head, dad. You don't have sleeves.
Well, let's just say your old man beats off while he watches you sleep sometimes.