Dave Boland Is the Neighbor Lady's Fat Daughter.

Author: thepick

Date: May 29, 2003

by thepick
5-29-03
So... I hear you have a young daughter that you're always trying to pawn off on complete strangers.
Yeah, she's fat too. I've got to go pick up a couple thousand kilos of heroin tonight, could you watch her?
Sure, count me in.
Alright, I can pay you $20 plus an 8-ball.
Later that night...
Hi there little Kimmy. Would you like to play "Suck Uncle Bobcat off while he watches Bridgett Jones' Diarrhea"?
Sure, let's do it!