The Final Anwer to That Age-Old Debate...

Author: thepick

Date: May 29, 2003

by thepick
5-29-03
30 Years ago....
Man, I just fell off the toilet and had this crazy ass thought to invent the flux capacitor, the device that makes time travel possible.
Hi Doc, I'm Bobcat Goldwaith. I've come back from the year 2003 to settle this shit once and for all...
AAAHHH! You set me on fire before I built the time machine so you could come back in time to set me on fire before I built the time machine you used to come back in time with to kill me before I --
Knock it off asshole, I'm waiting for the space-time continuum to collapse... Any time now... Yep, still waiting on the fabric of space-time to explode or something... Any time now...
I'm bored, I'm going to go listen to some Oingo Boingo records.