Desperation is an Ugly Monsters Best Friend

Author: theymaybemidgets

Date: June 12, 2004

So, your going to pay me 2,000 dollars to be a guinny pig in your freaky ass experiment as long as i live through it...even though money holds no value now
Well, kinda...thats what I would pay you...however i cannot accept your offer
Why not you creepy old man... ... ... ... ...stop smiling
It turns you you have quite a long rap sheet...and your criminal record is outstanding...so im going to go hide behind my machine back there and wait for you to go away...
I USED TO COLLECT SOULS FOR A LIVING...IT WAS MY JOB!!!
are you gone yet...because this thing is leaking radiation...