No Sale

Author: theymaybemidgets

Date: June 13, 2004

10 PM
So how'd you like your first day Nick?
it was fine...cept for this one guy who came in trying to rob us with his finger
oh yeah...thats tyler...hes harmless
i figured as much...but anyway...just out of curiosity, how did i do on my first day?
Well, your $20 short. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, and by let you go I mean drop you in the ocean with a cinderblock tied to your feet.
how can I be short...i didnt have a sale all day