Solution

Author: theymaybemidgets

Date: June 14, 2004

OK...gotta get a job...gotta find something to do...cant do nothing for all eternity
with all my acomplishments, i would think that someone is bound to take advantage of the fact that i graduated top of my class
and ive had some pretty respectable jobs...after all, not just anyone can jump between the mortal realm and the underworld in the blink of an eye
THATS IT! ill just go to earth and get a job up there...once the end of existance comes, im sure i can find something to do
REAL WORLD HERE I COME!
*gargle* You couldnt hook me up and save me, could you? *gargle*